...yet, here i am:
I'm not gonna waste your time telling you how awesome The Hobbit is. I'll just say I've watched it at the cinema twice, and today I'm gonna watch it a third time :D
PETER JACKSON, SHUDDUP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Also, a random bonus:
[by the way, I do realize I'm disgustingly neglecting this page. I apologize, Blog.
Accept these Dwarves as a token of my good will]